I get hungry when I'm angry,
I eat everything in sight,
But I don't get angry often
So it shouldn't be a plight.
But I also eat when tired,
Sad or happy, or just bored,
I eat to satisfy my hunger
And then I eat some more.
Sometimes I eat for energy,
But mostly just for fun.
I guess that's why I've grown
To weigh about a half a ton.
